Scotland · World Cup 2026

The Tartan Army summer games

Five wee diversions for the long hot wait between matches. No cookies, no tracking, no hope. Just the games.

Squashie or Scot?

One is a sweet. One is a forearm in Cancún. Eight rounds. Genuinely harder than it should be.

Tartan Army sunburn bingo

The official away-day card. Tap what you witness. A full card is a medical event.

The 28-year wait-o-meter

A live count of the days since St-Étienne, and everything the universe invented while we waited. Google. All of Shrek. The pain.

The tan-line forecast

Days in the sun, suncream honesty, taps aff policy. Receive your fate on the official Squashie scale.

Penalty of pain

Five penalties. The physics are rigged. You already know how the last one ends.